Bad perfume experience?

I know the feeling, I get that with the mariah carey perfume after i bought the big bottle. My worst experience with a perfume was one night i got super drunk and puked all over my hair and clothes then had to go to school an hour with no shower and my bball jersey was thrown up on. well at b-ball practice i sprayed myself down with wind song, so as i was sweating i smelled throw up with wind song, to this day when i smell wind song i smell vomit!